Chinese Proverb
Be careful where you drop your Q bombs
I had to Google the definition for ‘Quim’. I’m so lame.
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It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….
it’s so hard and no one understands
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A mystery person left this on my desk for me this morning. It’s a pen shaped like a paintbrush! (Taken with instagram)
Some Avengers themed cocktail recipes I played around with.
Also drink responsibly…
Now with added Phil
Barry reckons Hawkeye should be a succession of shots taken straight one after the other.
Oh my god that’s so much better than a purple turbo cider. That’s a definite legit alternative XD
Now we just need some willing guinea pigs >:D
And maybe some sort of camera… You know, for scientific purposes…
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Some Avengers themed cocktail recipes I played around with.
Also drink responsibly…
Now with added Phil
Barry reckons Hawkeye should be a succession of shots taken straight one after the other.
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I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
what if someone had an actual phobia though
like with people who are arachnaphobic
a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something
#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside
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